a new blog

so here it is. yet again i find myself living the american dream, starting my own blog. i would start a website, but i'm too lazy to learn CSS or C++ or whatever language you geeks whisper sweet nothings into the ears of computers with. so this blog is going to be the medium for my creative genius. it's going to be full of a lot of things like random videos, my own hilarious short stories, snide comments about politics, and other things designed for you to get paid to laugh at because you're here instead of doing whatever you're supposed to do when you're at work. ;)